America you did it again. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 11/09/2016 at 04:44 • Filed to: None

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The single most inept person is your new president. Well done.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 05:02

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You’ve got to rub it in, huh?

My citroen won't start > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/09/2016 at 05:03

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I’m just stunned. At least his presidency will be a joke and the GOP will never recover from that

PS9 > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 05:04

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Ineptitude is only like a quarter of the problem. In terms of danger, it is the difference between grabbing a live flame with your bare hand, and a cosmic gamma ray that strips the planet of it’s ozone layer, making complex life on it’s surface impossible.

Wheelerguy > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 05:04

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But the GOP is their God now (the Senate and Congress).

My citroen won't start > Wheelerguy 11/09/2016 at 05:07

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Then they better prepare for 4 years of terrible social policies, kindergarten levels of science/environmental discussion and one hell of a economical crisis.

Wheelerguy > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 05:25

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They won’t mind. Only those who didn’t vote Trump would suffer.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 05:30

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But but but emails! Comey! Blue-haired girls who don’t want to fuck me!

Seriously, fuck the media.

At least I still have some Sabaton.

JohnH3ASP > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 06:07

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Blame the South

Bourbon&JellyBeans > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 06:15

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To non-Americans, I just don’t know what to say. I guess the best consolation is that it wasn’t a landslide. Jesus Christ.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 06:24

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The way I see it, if you voted Trump you deserve Trump

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 07:38

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“I like him because he’s not a politician”

There’s a reason every other president has been a fucking politician. President isn’t a position you take lightly.

random001 > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 08:14

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On the ....upside? I know plenty of more inept people than Trump. Does that help?

fintail > My citroen won't start 11/09/2016 at 08:20

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That’s the silver lining. This could be the death knell for the GOP.

Amoore100 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/09/2016 at 23:41

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Nah man. It was way fucking bigger than it should have been.

Pretty sure we can adopt this map of America now.

Just gotta add Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. On the plus side, Nevada and Virginia have returned to the modern world.

Amoore100 > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 11/09/2016 at 23:42

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The rest of us don’t. As I keep saying, this would be really funny if I wasn’t stuck here in America. Maybe from Australia. Or New Zealand. Then it would be the best thing ever.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > JohnH3ASP 11/10/2016 at 19:12

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midwest didn’t help either

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > My citroen won't start 11/10/2016 at 22:02

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Can you please add an asterisk and a disclaimer, that most of us voted for his opponent?